Tonight, while listening to my Sirius radio, I heard the worst cover song ever:

Worse than Guns-n-Rose's version of the Skyliner's classic "Since I Don't Have You."

Worse than Britney Spears' cover of the Rolling Stone's legendary "Satisfaction."

Even Arguably worse than Celine Fucking Dion's cover of the AC/DC smash hit "You Shook Me All Night Long.

I heard the goddamned Oak Ridge Boys doing a cover of the White Stripes' rocking jam "Seven Nation Army."

What's next?

I predict Toby Keith or Faith Hill will soon be doing a cover of either the Ramones' "I wanna be sedated" or DK's "Holiday in Cambodia."

I hate people.