Yesterday AM I come out to see I have a flat left rear tire.

Yay.

I figured it was a slow leak since I made it home with it the night before, and pumped it back up. I looked, and found a screw in the center of the tread, and also noticed I was about 1/16 from the wear markers.

Yay, again.

Hey guess what? Megan (my wife) is pregnant! So as soon as I find out who the father is I'm gonna beat the...ahem. I *mean*, yay me! And her, of course.